Um . . . where did my boobs go?I woke up a few mornings ago, and it seemed they had stolen away in the night. Not a postcard, not a phone call . . .
I was always a little jealous of the girls who could buy a shirt without trying it on or layer and still look cute (and not at all uniboob-y). But these days, I'm feeling a bit rectangular.
I mean, were they really made of Reese's Cups and chocolate chip cookies???
Ah, the most common complaint from PCP ladies. Sorry, but boobs are made of fat, and when you lose fat it comes off everywhere. The good news is that they'll come back with aplomb when you finish, along with your new muscles.
ReplyDeleteSo think of them as on a vacation!
Oh my God I hear you! I must have gone down two cup sizes!! I really dont care though, because I think I'm more in proportion now and actually only yesterday I tried on an old bra that I had worn once, and it fit perfectly! I am having to get all of my dresses taken in though!
ReplyDeleteI wonder... where do boobs go when they're on vacation?
ReplyDeleteI imagine them lying on a beach somewhere in the tropics. But maybe I'm projecting...
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, right! Where they can be freeeeeee!!!
ReplyDeleteBoobie vacay?! Awesome, I just snort laughed over my morning coffee.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside, check out those abs!!!
ReplyDeleteWell...you might have lost a little Chocolate Chip dough but gained the ability (you might have had this before..) to independently flex your breasts (pecs). ... Hehehehe
ReplyDeleteWhere do boobs go when they're on vacation? Well, usually you'll find them walking abreast!
ReplyDelete(Sorry. Couldn't help posting the old joke!)
You're looking great!